ok, first of all, i’d like to assure you that i’m NOT superficial.
this posting, however, is about hotness.
there are people who are just hot no matter what they do. there’s nothing to write about them, they’re just hot.
the really interesting thing are the ppl who switch from hot to oh soooo not hot.
sometimes there’s a pretty simple explanation for their sudden loss of hotness. i think everybody knows this: you’re checking out some really hot guy/girl and their looks just makes you wanna mix your genes with theirs and - hell yeah - they actually come over to talk to you. they open their mouth and !POW! all the hotness just misteriously packed its stuff and went on a holiday to far-farest-awayland. it’s either the voice, which can at least give you a good laugh or the things the person says which would be the worst case i guess.
the really fascinating perople are those who keep constantly switching from hot to not hot and back WITHOUT saying anything that would influence my perception. i call those chameleonhotnothotties.
chameleonhotnothotties are really mean because once you find them hot you fix a date and are all whoooopy about it and then you end up, sitting there face to face with them, not being able to listen to a single word they say, thinking “what the HELLLLLL made me go out with YOU?”
reaching that point it always feels as if my right eyebrow’s twitching (and maybe it is) and i get a feeling of wanting to hit my head in order to fix that little hotness sensor problem that’s obviously going on somewhere in the depths of my brain.
so if you ever find me sitting opposite to you, doing strange things like desperately rubbing my eyebrows, making noises like “frrrrriiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeaaaaauuuuuuuuu” or hitting my head please don’t be sad. at least i found you very, very hot at some point of my life and maybe i will go back to that point again some day. XD